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Porter turned twelve today and blew out the candles on a plate of lemon bars.

Here is part of a poem he wrote last year (with a little help from Judith Viorst):

If I were in charge of the world

I'd cancel tomatoes

Wednesday afternoons

Gross medication, and also

A certain middle-schooler.

If I were in charge of the world 

There'd be visible leprechauns,

Smarter guinea pigs, and

Ladder trees.

If I were in charge of the world

You wouldn't have ouch.

You wouldn't have dirty.

You wouldn't have bedtimes.

Or, "Time for lights out!"

You wouldn't even have lights.

If I were in charge of the world

Coffee ice-cream 

would be a vegetable.

All video games would be E

And a person who sometimes forgot to eat,

And sometimes forgot to think,

Would still be allowed to be

In charge of the world.