Cathie challenged me to write down 25 random facts about myself. Here they are:
- I have always hated cooked green peas. I think I always will.
- I once spent 3 days on the tundra without seeing a single sign of human beings.
- On the boys’ birthdays I always buy a newspaper and save it.
- My beard comes in red, but not as red as my father’s; and gray, but not as gray as my father’s.
- On my first day in Europe an old Turkish man shared his plum brandy with me and let me feel the hump on his back.
- Except for a vaccination I have no scars more than a year or two old.
- I met Monica at the employee Christmas party for the place where our significant others worked.
- In 1995 I could write fieldnotes after 700 ml of vodka.
- I’ve never gotten an A in a language class – not German, Russian, or Chinese.
- I was robbed at gunpoint in Philadelphia after I’d broken up with my girlfriend at a Bob Dylan concert.
- I will go to Paris for the first time in March.
- While tending my grandmother’s store in the Poconos I read Nikos Kazantzakis’ 900 page epic poem, The Odyssey, a Modern Sequel.
- My first buzz was from home made root beer at the family reunion when I was about 8 years old.
- I sneeze whenever I walk into bright sunlight.
- I prefer icy mountain lakes to warm Caribbean beaches.
- I think consumerism will be the death of us all.
- I celebrated my 21st birthday in Munich, my 30th in Almaty and my 40th in Cork.
- I wrote an unpublished science fiction novel.
- I had my first wisdom tooth pulled out in Tijuana (stone cold sober).
- The college application to Penn asked us to write an imaginary interview and I interviewed God.
- I hitchhiked from Saginaw, Michigan, et cetera.
- When I was a kid I thought that if the universe were infinite then the night sky should be white, because there'd be a star in every direction.
- I’ve never been into a strip club or a karaoke bar.
- Monica and I had our honeymoon canoeing in Algonquin Provincial Park.
- I have drunk warm, fermented mare’s milk from a shepherd’s saddle flask in Kazakhstan.